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Various Albums

by Various Artists

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about

Welcome cherished investor, and please make yourselves comfortable for an extensive Q4 earnings report and 2022 trend forecast.

In this report our focus will be on our key product, the triple-decker cassette super compilation, featuring tapes HATE4, HATE5, and HATE6.

What can be written about this triple cassette super comp that hasn’t already been said? Quite a lot it seems! But we can only imagine the initial response among savvy investors when discovering this product will be along the lines of “amazing p/e ratio!”, “fantastic valuation!!”, or simply a scuba-mask full of smoke.

However the creators featured on this 6-sided behemoth are some of our most talented culture portfolio managers, and definitely deserve a full introduction.

On the first tape, side A we have a contribution from improv reductionists Monty Palmieri pka Montel Palmer. Recorded at their Köln Süd location, it captures them in fine predictive form, up to their eyeballs in 1cP and crypto.

Peter Graf York is another exciting trader to watch, and brings his blend of tripped-out electronics to the companion side B, plotting a growth chart through psychedelic modules, dubby drum machines and sci-fi bleeps, and before arriving deep in the emerging markets.

The Seoul-based duo Salamanda take a more bearish approach, and ease into the second tape with plenty of diversified bonds. With their synths set to meditate on wave upon cascading wave of blissful ambient tones and playful oscillations, they incentivise their holdings in the silver birch and sleeping bear markets.

Make sure you’ve got the auto-reverse function switched on, as 2morph, Berlin’s very own business leaders of quantitive easing and experimental group sounds, shoot for the moon and leave your profit margins drifting among old USSR space stations and disused telecoms satellites.

At this point investors would be advised to hydrate and turn the volume up for the third tape, as we welcome hops-coin billionaire and legendary analyst who originally rode to fame on the low-frequency bubble of 2018: TBZ liquidates his finest collection of modulated drums and solar-radiated synths and disrupts the gatekeepers.

Finally our super compilation comes to a conclusion with venture rhythmatists Open Ticket, bringing plenty of skin in the game to their intuitive, data-eschewing sonic hybrid. Their stripped-down and climate-neutral approach means they are very flexible and quick to respond to whatever the markets throw at them.

All-in-all, we are sure you will be as pleased with our super compilation prototype as our executive boardroom is. And who knows? Maybe one day you too will be standing at the reinforced window on eta 67th floor of your area head office, looking out across the city, and congratulating yourself on an excellent job well done, commodifying a fleeting and intangible feeling called SUPERCOMP.

Any questions, please contact Ursula Preslowsky on 0070-SUPERCOMP or connect directly via your Penrose Tile wallet.

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released July 9, 2021

Various albums by various artists. Words by Fizzy Veins. Mastering by The Cologne Wizard.

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